May 2013
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
Watchcreativityflowonwattpad:
This is great omg
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earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
despairhamtaro:
Current mood:
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
officialdogblog:
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
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brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
vthebookworm:
baelor:
i want to make my child’s middle name “of House”
I’M GONNA DO THIS SHIT
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slythermint:
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said, “son when—”
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Watchzooeyclairedeschanel:
riff raff is the only person using vine correctly
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
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fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
romulusthread:
panemsrebellion:
romulusthread:
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
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textpostsrus:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
soft grunge
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Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
There's a book for that
powells:
artemiswinter:
powells:
marigold1900:
How to Talk Yourself Out of …
plastic surgery: The Island of Dr. Moreau by H. G. Wells
tattoos: In the Penal Colony by Franz Kafka
haircuts: Sweeney Todd (multiple authors)
Oooh, let’s make this a thing…
prep school: The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
hooking up with exes: The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald
holding a grudge:...
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dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
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confusedtree:
My takeaway from The Office and its final season is something I’m going to try to remember every day for the rest of my natural life and I think it’s really cool that a televised situation comedy that admittedly saw a visible dip in its consistency during its latter years can do that for me
Essentially what I feel the show is trying to tell us is that we really need to consider...
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Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
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toadlyoko:
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
alltsunandnodere:
agayofgays:
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
