Dinosaurs in Rocketships.

gratuitous selfie sunday amanda why aren’t you here yet...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:20:00 -0700

gratuitous selfie sunday

amanda why aren’t you here yet omg

supermeghan: whenever im lost and confused i turn to michael...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:55:35 -0700

supermeghan:

whenever im lost and confused i turn to michael for help

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Sun, 19 May 2013 09:40:33 -0700

grrrrrrls: ALWAYS a reblog

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:25:52 -0700

grrrrrrls:

ALWAYS a reblog

rainbowrites: shorm: iggity: fuckingrecipes: redkiteslongnigh...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:24:57 -0700

rainbowrites:

shorm:

iggity:

fuckingrecipes:

redkiteslongnights:

mimzors:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…

this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.

I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE

He is just so fascinating to watch.

Also, I need to try it this way omg.

“Just go upstairs and give it to her now. ….The breakfast.”

jesus christ, he’s in a million different shows and then he does things like this too. HOW DOES HE HAVE TIME TO MAKE BREAKFAST FOR HIS WIFE

also, I just love that he laughs at his own joke. He is adorable, for all that he can also be TERRIFYING

see if you looked at my phone and saw that i just sent a text/snap to someone that said “when...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:19:03 -0700

see if you looked at my phone and saw that i just sent a text/snap to someone that said “when r u coming over to straddle me”

you’d probably have to assume some things about who i was sending that to

but what you don’t know is that i was talking to amanda because i love her 5evr and we’ve been in a serious relationship for years now

#bostonmarriage4lyfe

thatisalargebaby: teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:11:31 -0700

thatisalargebaby:

teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl

whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:04:38 -0700

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

common0courtesy: I get what i want

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:03:59 -0700

common0courtesy:

I get what i want

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:33:22 -0700

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:25:16 -0700

slydigger: little—cat—steps: we’ll be sittin’ on your bedroom...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:21:27 -0700

slydigger:

little—cat—steps:

we’ll be sittin’ on your bedroom floor, still smokin’~<3

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:13:28 -0700

The grotto was pitch-dark by the time they finished. The only...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:06:55 -0700

The grotto was pitch-dark by the time they finished. The only light was the dim glow of the passage back up to the larger cavern, where a score of fires burned. They were soon fumbling and bumping into each other as they tried to dress in the dark. Ygritte stumbled into the pool and screeched at the cold of the water. When Jon laughed, she pulled him in too. They wrestled and splashed in the dark, and then she was in his arms again, and it turned out they were not finished after all.

gredandforge-weasley: pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle: a-kid-from-your-school: Did you know on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:05:12 -0700

gredandforge-weasley:

pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:

a-kid-from-your-school:

Did you know on average the human body needs 8 positive touches a day to survive? This includes: hand shakes, a hand on the shoulder, a hug, a kiss. etc. So you people saying, people that are depressed are just upset because they don’t get attention, in a way, you’re right, when your body lacks positive touches it can stunt your growth and effect your mental and emotional development. Give a hug.

did you also know that if you feel you won’t get those positive touches from other people, you touch yourself? you rub your hands together, you wrap your arms around yourself. it’s called self-intimacy. it’s one way we keep ourselves calm in a crowd, etc.

show up to your funeral like

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:36:34 -0700

show up to your funeral like

princessjohnegbert: Fun Historical Fact: There used to be...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:36:19 -0700

princessjohnegbert:

Fun Historical Fact: There used to be more gay and lesbian content in early silent films until religious groups protested resulting in “decency standards.”

THE WAY THE ONE GIRL LOOKS DOWN ALL SHY AND THE OTHER CUPS HER FACE SO SWEETLY TO COMFORT HER- AHHHH

opinionatedlez: Here are some awesome and empowering quotes...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:33:45 -0700

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.

i’m a human beiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

j-ams replied to your photo: the day i gave birth to you fifteen years ago was… my url is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:31:37 -0700

j-ams replied to your photo: the day i gave birth to you fifteen years ago was…

my url is j-ams remember when you first had that massive party and you turned 15 well now i’m 15 whooo today i went on the lego driving school and pretended i was 13 this is a new low

you’ll always be jizzmmon in my heart <3
where da hell is my invite to the massive party you’re gonna throw hm
oh wait no
i’m the only one cool enough for massive parties c:
is your height at a new low LOL JK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BBZ

the day i gave birth to you fifteen years ago was a beautiful...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:26:54 -0700

the day i gave birth to you fifteen years ago was a beautiful one indeed

i hope you had lots of sparkles and bowties today

stay in school don’t do drugs keep popping like a bouncy castle

stay swaggin it